Friday, September 24, 2004

I'm not eating that



While discussing a dinner party with a friend, we decided that a lasagna dinner party was best for the large number attending this sit down venture.

If you know me well enough, you know that I often speak slower than my mind thinks...resulting in my mouth trying to say several things at once. This was the case last night when I combined the terms "veggie" and "lasagna" to form one of the most jaw dropping foul words I've every jumbled.

"Vegagna"

Veh-john-ya.

Say it a few times. I almost died after I said it. My dear dinner party compatriot dropped her jaw in near horror and amusement..knowing in real life that a word like that would never cross my lips.

Moral of this blog: No, Eve Ensler is not on my invite list.

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