I'm not eating that
While discussing a dinner party with a friend, we decided that a lasagna dinner party was best for the large number attending this sit down venture.
If you know me well enough, you know that I often speak slower than my mind thinks...resulting in my mouth trying to say several things at once. This was the case last night when I combined the terms "veggie" and "lasagna" to form one of the most jaw dropping foul words I've every jumbled.
Say it a few times. I almost died after I said it. My dear dinner party compatriot dropped her jaw in near horror and amusement..knowing in real life that a word like that would never cross my lips.
Moral of this blog: No, Eve Ensler is not on my invite list.