Monday, July 25, 2005

The Camera Never Lies

I know this is true because I have never seen a bad picture of myself. OK, so that is stretching the truth just a little bit to help make my point.

When your child is caught stealing on a security camera, and we show you the video, do not call me and explain to me how "the camera distorted what really happened". You know why? Because it didn't. Your little angel is really a petty thief.

A sad reality. Now instead of calling me, go hide your jewelry.

Moral of this blog: The camera adds ten pounds, AND puts things in your pockets!

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