Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Well Dressed Herpetology

Today I'll be attending my first Public Library Conference.

I was advised not to be a TOAD.

"A toad?" I asked?
"Yes, don't be a TOAD."
"What praytell is a toad?"
"A toad is someone who leaves their Tag On All Day."

"oh! I don't want to be one of those!"
"I strongly advise you to remove it when you go outside, or go out to eat."
"It screams 'IM A LIBRARIAN IN A STRANGE TOWN, MUG ME!'"

Dear G-d. I don't want to be mugged. I don't even carry valuables in my murse!

Moral of this blog: Don't be a TOAD

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