Taken from a text message with my realtor friend:
Realtor: The couple finally landscaped that house I told you about
WDL: Hot. I can't wait to see it!
Realtor: Maybe you can come and see it afterwards and give your opinion. I have to sell it! Tell people about it PLUS its huge and cheap. Like my boobs.
WDL: I think I can find a buyer for those
Moral of this blog: Mammaries. Light the corners of my mind.